My love for you is like Twitter: short, erratic, I might miss something important if I step away for 5 minutes and I keep sending you somewhere else to get the full experience.

My love for you is like Facebook: I’m always changing our dating parameters, and I constantly over-share our info.

My love for you is like Tumblr: I don’t think about it much, but I really miss it when you’re not available.

My love for you is like Instagram: the filter I view it through matters.

My love for you is like Google+: full of potential, but we’re already dating too many other people to give it a fair shot.

My love for you is like Quora: all I can do is ask about what the hell it is and why I’m in it.

My love for you is like Flickr: I’m too busy focusing on the past to build a future.

My love for you is like Myspace: it was important… once…

My love for you is like Foursquare: proximity matters, and all I want to be is mayor of your heart. And vagina.

My love for you is like Google Buzz: it came on inappropriately aggressively, failed miserably and I’ve been recovering ever since. (And, no one knows about it. +1 THAT.)

My love for you is like GetGlue: every time I’m doing something, I want to share it with you.

My love for you is like IntoNow: It sounds great, and I’m happy to sell it to someone for a lot of money.